
Speedy Gonzales
The Internet is a fast place. Things happen really quickly. When you act like Speedy Gonzales, though, all you end up doing is running into quicksand.
Speedy Gonzales, the Warner Bros Looney Tunes creation, always flummoxed the hungry Sylvester the cat when the latter tried to have him for lunch. What Tweety Bird did with cuteness and wit, Speedy did with, well, speed. In the cartoons, there was nothing that Speedy couldn’t outrun.
If a website chooses to act like the speedy little Mexican mouse, though, it means certain doom with the Google. This is because the search engines, unlike cartoon-watching children, know how things work in reality. Mice don’t run at the speed of sound, and websites don’t acquire (more…)